[ Oh lord, where to begin with that? It's the strangest situation, being in a time and place where your wife isn't up to speed with you and her and your bedroom activities.

Jonathan swallows, feeling his face growing hot again. ]

I can't lie to you, it is. . . At first. So you told me. The first time was perhaps a little awkward in general but. . .

We soon forgot about that. [ ahem ]